Sweet Polly Purebred vs. The Dreaded Trash Truck

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Polly


Meet my Sweet Polly Purebred, affectionately known as Polly, she is a 2-year-old black lab with a heart as big as her floppy ears. Polly is a bundle of joy, always ready to shower you with slobbery kisses and wag her tail like there's no tomorrow. However, Polly has one nemesis that sends her into a tizzy every week: the trash truck.


Every Friday morning, like clockwork, Polly transforms from a playful pup into a nervous wreck. It all starts with a low rumble in the distance. Polly's ears perk up, her eyes widen, and she begins her weekly ritual of battling the dreaded trash truck.


Polly’s strategy is simple but effective. She darts on the side of the carport begging to go inside, peeking out with her big, expressive eyes, as if to say, "Is it gone yet?" When the rumbling gets louder, she resorts to her fail-safe tactic: the mighty bark. Polly’s bark is a curious mix of bravery and desperation, a comical "woof" that seems to say, "I'm tough, but please, oh please, just go away!"


We try to reassure her, "Polly, it's just the trash truck. It comes every week, and it’s never going to eat you." But Polly isn't convinced. To her, the trash truck is a monstrous, clanking beast that invades her peaceful kingdom, leaving chaos in its wake.


Despite her fear, Polly always manages to muster up some courage. She peeks out from her hiding spot, cautiously approaching the edge of the carport to get a better look at her adversary. With each step, her bravery grows, until the trash truck finally moves down the street, taking its terrifying noises with it.


As the rumbling fades into the distance, Polly emerges from her fortress of solitude, her tail wagging triumphantly. She struts around the house, basking in the glory of her victory. "I did it! I scared away the trash truck!" she seems to say, her eyes sparkling with pride.


For the rest of the week, Polly is back to her cheerful, carefree self, playing fetch, chasing squirrels, and enjoying her favorite treats. But come Friday morning, the epic battle resumes, with Sweet Polly Underdog ready to face her fearsome foe once again.


So, if you ever hear a trash truck rumbling through the neighborhood and a brave little bark echoing in response, just know it’s Polly, the fearless black lab, taking on her weekly challenge. And while the trash truck may return, Polly’s spirit remains unshaken, proving that even the bravest heroes can have a quirky, comical side.


Do you have a pet with a nemesis?  Love to see your pet's pictures!


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Carla Goddard | East Pasco Living Team Lead | Operations Director Builder Services


Graduate, REALTOR® Institute | Residential Specialist | BHHS-Certified New Home Specialist | Certified National Home Specialist – Residential Construction Certified (CNHS-RCC) | NHCB Certified New Homes Co-Broker |BHHS-Certified eCertified® Specialist | BHHS-Certified rCertifiedSM Referral and Relocation Specialist | Tampa Bay Builder Services Manager

📧email: carla@eastpascoliving.com

📲text/call 813.716.4498


If you are considering purchasing a new construction home and would like to ask questions, schedule a discovery call today with one of us or our designated New Home Specialists.


Carla Goddard | East Pasco Living Team Lead | Operations Director Builder Services


Graduate, REALTOR® Institute | Residential Specialist | BHHS-Certified New Home Specialist | Certified National Home Specialist – Residential Construction Certified (CNHS-RCC) | NHCB Certified New Homes Co-Broker |BHHS-Certified eCertified® Specialist | BHHS-Certified rCertifiedSM Referral and Relocation Specialist | Tampa Bay Builder Services Manager

📧email: carla@eastpascoliving.com

📲text/call 813.716.4498

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